Our online shop has an ever-growing line of uniquely rude greeting cards suitable for friends and enemies.

Warning: The Surgeon General has not determined that our rude greeting cards are unsuitable for children, people who are easily offended, or the Pope. But they are.

If you are not in any of these groups, please feel free to click below to enter our store. Otherwise, good-bye and thanks for visiting.

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